“My Wake Up Call” Tells You How You’re a Beautiful Unique Snowflake at 6:00 a.m.
If you're anything like me, you wake up in the morning to the awful MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP of the world's most annoying alarm clock. It's enough to make you say "f*ck it" to a normal work cycle and become an technology/pop culture blogger instead.
Fortunately, the people over at My Wake Up Call are looking to change that. My Wake Up Call, uhh, wakes you up with pre-recorded inspirational messages about love, emotional freedom, or dozens of other Lifetime channel-esque terms. "It's time for my wisdom wake up call," the Wisdom Wake Up Call says, "Are you awake?"
This incredibly annoying potentially helpful mildly amusing feature can be yours for only $99.95 for a year's worth of motivation. Uhh, I think I'll stick with my MEEP MEEP MEEPs, thank you.
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Dylan McHugh is a published DePaul University journalism major (game design minor) who loves writing about video games almost as much as he does playing them. Combining the best of print journalism with the sharp wit and connectivity of newer media, Dylan is determined to write stories that enthrall, immerse, and stay with the reader long after the final period. His articles have appeared in Chicago Dispatcher, The DePaulia, and his own video game blog Dead Pixel Daily. In his free time, Dylan enjoys playing guitar and authoring alluring alliterations. Dylan is also an extremely cool guy [citation needed].