“My Wake Up Call” Tells You How You’re a Beautiful Unique Snowflake at 6:00 a.m.
If you're anything like me, you wake up in the morning to the awful MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP of the world's most annoying alarm clock. It's enough to make you say "f*ck it" to a normal work cycle and become an technology/pop culture blogger instead.
Fortunately, the people over at My Wake Up Call are looking to change that. My Wake Up Call, uhh, wakes you up with pre-recorded inspirational messages about love, emotional freedom, or dozens of other Lifetime channel-esque terms. "It's time for my wisdom wake up call," the Wisdom Wake Up Call says, "Are you awake?"
incredibly annoying potentially helpful mildly amusing feature can be yours for only $99.95 for a year's worth of motivation. Uhh, I think I'll stick with my MEEP MEEP MEEPs, thank you.